Sickness Quotient: 42%
Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.
Detailed Diagnosis
* Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.
* Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.
Sickness Quotient: 42%
Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.
Detailed Diagnosis
* Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.
* Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.