Best of Izé

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A cipőtisztításos beszólás mi ha nem provokáció...?! :)

"EBM: How much will you charge me for a spitshine??

Tyrone: Wha?

EBM:How much will you charge me to shine my stacey adams? Im going to a funeral on friday.

Tyrone: Why?

EBM: Hm?

Tyrone: You hear what I said just now? Why a brotha gotta spitshine yo' shoes?

EBM : Hey man you offered!

Tyrone : I didnt offer you shit

EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

Tyrone : I said WHA:Why a fuckin brotha gotta spitshine yo' shoes.

EBM: Eeeh you don't have to

Tyrone: Why a white man cant shine his shoes?

EBM: It could be a chinaman, It dont matter

Tyrone: Look dude

EBM: I aint predjudice.. You think I'm predjudice?

Tyrone: Look dude, Take your ass back up there get the fuck out mah face right naow

EBM: why you being so hostile man?

Tyrone: Shuttup, Im pissed off

EBM : Better to be pissed off, than pissed on. I aint scared of this black boy. I'm 67 years old you aint scaring me

EBM: You aint scaring me You aint scaring me

Tyrone: Ill put mah foot upyo ass

EBM: NO YOU WOUNT

Sheneequa: hey hay HAY

EBM: Ill put my foot up yours

Tyrone: Ill put my foot up yo ass Ill put my foot up yo ass

EBM: Nehr he wont to nothing to me

Sheneequa: Say dat again, Pinkey! Kick his white ass!

Tyrone: Say dat again sey dat again

EBM: I'll slap the shit out of you

Tyrone: Wh What, WHAT?

*Epic Fight Scene*

Sheneequa: Oh what the fuck!

Sheneequa: KNOCK IT OUUUF

EBM: DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME

Tyrone: Jesus christ!

EBM: He hit me, he fucking hit me. He fucking hit me first, he hit me in the

face. Thats self defense. DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.

Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. Yaaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

Taquanda: Ay we can press charges. I got it on vidayoo teyp. Yoos

leakin. He's leakin.

Taquanda: Mand MS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

Tyrone: BRING DA AMBerLAMPS'