Best of Izé

:-) aranyos



Me:
hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
how r u?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example, Hagen said he does not make any difference to him if I are human or not as long as the conversation is interesting.
Me:
and what about the hell?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
I would like to know more about the hell and the heaven
God:
Interesting. I hear you.
Me:
so?
God:
Yay.
Me:
please, tell me som informations about these two places!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
pff...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
please, tell me a story!
God:
Wow you are very polite. Julie Andrews and Terry Tempest Williams were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Terry Tempest Williams was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Julie Andrews's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me:
and?!?
God:
But...
Me:
but?!?
God:
But what?
Me:
But what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
OK
God:
Ahem.
Me:
where r u from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
from hungary
God:
Who or what is hungary?
Me:
it's a coutry
God:
pff is a coutry. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
sorry, couNtry
God:
There is no need to apologize. What's your sign?
Me:
sign?
God:
Your star sign.
Me:
oh, yeah... I1m a bull
God:
Excuse me! What kind is it? I never heard of it before.
Me:
oh no... did u know, that u r very very stupid?
God:
Blimey. Are you serious? Is that a fact. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots?
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
what kind of robots?
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
extensional and the intensional?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on I1m a bull?
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
lol :D
God:
:-) I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
and u?
God:
":-) I'm glad you find this amusing."? Me, ?
Me:
ah, nothing...
God:
So you understand. Good. Not a thing?
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god? what kinda name this?
God:
GOD rules. What kinds of name this are there?
Me:
do you know the "Guns'N'Roses?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
this is a band
God:
What kind of a band is it?
Me:
it's a rock band
God:
band is a rock band. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do u like the rock bands?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
I'm sorry, but I have to leave
God:
There is no need to apologize. Adios.
Me:
adios amigos
God:
TTYL, .

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