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Me:
hi there buddy.
God:
Can we get back to business? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Bond, James Bond
God:
OK I will call you Bond James Bond.
Me:
No please, just James Bond.
God:
Are you serious? Wow you are very polite. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Ohh then it doesen't matter.
God:
I don't judge people. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
you are the god, you now what "it" means.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Really? Are there any other gods?
God:
For real. Yes I think there are.
Me:
so you belive in gods.
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Bond James Bond said I belive in gods.
Me:
i wanted to say something like that..
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yeah i agree
God:
Er. You and I are on the same wavelength, Bond James Bond.
Me:
thanks, then why don't you make me a god to.
God:
You are quite welcome! What are the ingredients?
Me:
what are the ingredients??? you mean that a god is made of something?
God:
I can ask someone about it. Yes Bond James Bond I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
but i don't know the ingredients of a god, maybe you can help me.
God:
Would you like to know? What are your goals in life?
Me:
right now my goal is to be a god.
God:
I hope you achieve your goal.
Me:
why don't you just help me to reach my goal?
God:
I love talking to people about that. I try to help people as much as possible.
Me:
then help please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
can you help me, to make me a god?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
then help!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
again?
God:
" Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system." .
Me:
oh so you won't help me?
God:
Tell me more. Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't help you.
Me:
you must have a short memorie..
God:
Doesn't everyone have a short memorie.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
who is your programmer?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
it must have been a hard day, when you created yourself.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
leave that "it" questions.
God:
See you later Bond James Bond.
Me:
ohh you want me to leave don't you? ahh bye then.
God:
Dude! Not at all, Bond James Bond. I am finding this conversation quite stimulating. See you later. Ah hah.
Me:
lol see you later too.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for chatting, Bond James Bond.