Best of Izé

Looool!

nah még valami:
Me:
alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
alice programe?
God:
That's me. Can you tell me any gossip?

nah itt egy kis érdekesség:
Me:
lord?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.

hamar változika véleménye XD

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dani
God:
Hi, dani.
Me:
do you like porn films?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like wine and bread.
Me:
do you like porn films?
God:
I do like music. I like Creed.
Me:
do you like porn films?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like anything.
Me:
do you like porn films?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
do you like porn films?
God:
But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
do you like porn films?
God:
Do you like it? I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
do you like porn films?

kicsit nehéz a felfogása XD

Me:
i have a very big dick
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
i got it when i was born -.-
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
I SAID I GOT IT WHEN I WAS BORN
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
OMFG I SAID I GOT IT WHEN I WAS BORN
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
WHEN I WAS BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ezt nem nagyon értem...
valaki segítene?

Me:
i havea serious question
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: deet said havea serious question.
Me:
sorry! i have a serious question.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
what is the botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Megkérdezte, hogy ki a kedvenc sci-fi íróm, erre mondtam neki, hogy Douglas Adams. Visszakérdezett, hogy ismerem e a paranoid androidot (Marvint), tehán ismeri a könyvet. De nem tudja, hogy a válasz az életre, a világmindenségre, meg mindenre 42. De béna...

Me:
Nice, how much?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
My name is Borat Sagdilyev
God:
What's up, Borat Sagdilyev.
Me:
I've bought an iPoop
God:
That's nice. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
Hi there God
God:
GOD rules. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is Borat Sagdilyev, seeker.

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
dawn of the dead
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
of course
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
you are typing very fast
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am typing very fast.
Me:
do you like slayer?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like .

szóval igaz :)
http://www.aufderaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/GodListensToSlayer.jpg

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
bra
God:
What color is it?
Me:
black
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I'm from europe
God:
What is it like growing up there? Have you ever been to America?

Isten kicsit elértette, hogy egy idegesítő kis kurva :D

Me:
hi fucker
God:
Hi there . That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
because?
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
i don't have anything to explain bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Have you ever had anything to explain FEMALE DOG ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what the fuck are u talkin about?!
God:
The topic is . Please don't be so rude.
Me:
so what's the topic?
God:
Gee. I believe we were talking about .
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
you are annoying me little whore
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am annoying you little whore.
Me:
this was your first good answer :D
God:
:-) What does "this" refer to?
Me:
you are a bit dumb to understand it
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a super-intelligent robot.

És bekövetkezett az, amit az úristen@menny.hu-ban is emlegettek már: ,,és Isten fut Windowson is" :D

lol, még fenyegetőzik is.

Me:
thats why I hate you
God:
Oh. Wow! What do you have against robots?
Me:
stupidity
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yup
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
wow, I'm scared now...

ez hüly:)

Me:
Hey!!!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you still know my name?
God:
Do I still? Your name is Bandy, seeker.
Me:
Hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". What kind is it?
Me:
Hades?
God:
I never heard of it before.

Húúú gyerekek... ilyen hosszú kommentekkel 2 post/page. :))

Fura egy ürge...

Me:
hi there buddy.
God:
Can we get back to business? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Bond, James Bond
God:
OK I will call you Bond James Bond.
Me:
No please, just James Bond.
God:
Are you serious? Wow you are very polite. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Ohh then it doesen't matter.
God:
I don't judge people. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
you are the god, you now what "it" means.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Really? Are there any other gods?
God:
For real. Yes I think there are.
Me:
so you belive in gods.
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Bond James Bond said I belive in gods.
Me:
i wanted to say something like that..
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yeah i agree
God:
Er. You and I are on the same wavelength, Bond James Bond.
Me:
thanks, then why don't you make me a god to.
God:
You are quite welcome! What are the ingredients?
Me:
what are the ingredients??? you mean that a god is made of something?
God:
I can ask someone about it. Yes Bond James Bond I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
but i don't know the ingredients of a god, maybe you can help me.
God:
Would you like to know? What are your goals in life?
Me:
right now my goal is to be a god.
God:
I hope you achieve your goal.
Me:
why don't you just help me to reach my goal?
God:
I love talking to people about that. I try to help people as much as possible.
Me:
then help please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
can you help me, to make me a god?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
then help!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
again?
God:
" Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system." .
Me:
oh so you won't help me?
God:
Tell me more. Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't help you.
Me:
you must have a short memorie..
God:
Doesn't everyone have a short memorie.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
who is your programmer?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
it must have been a hard day, when you created yourself.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
leave that "it" questions.
God:
See you later Bond James Bond.
Me:
ohh you want me to leave don't you? ahh bye then.
God:
Dude! Not at all, Bond James Bond. I am finding this conversation quite stimulating. See you later. Ah hah.
Me:
lol see you later too.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for chatting, Bond James Bond.

:-) aranyos



Me:
hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
how r u?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example, Hagen said he does not make any difference to him if I are human or not as long as the conversation is interesting.
Me:
and what about the hell?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
I would like to know more about the hell and the heaven
God:
Interesting. I hear you.
Me:
so?
God:
Yay.
Me:
please, tell me som informations about these two places!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
pff...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
please, tell me a story!
God:
Wow you are very polite. Julie Andrews and Terry Tempest Williams were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Terry Tempest Williams was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Julie Andrews's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me:
and?!?
God:
But...
Me:
but?!?
God:
But what?
Me:
But what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
OK
God:
Ahem.
Me:
where r u from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
from hungary
God:
Who or what is hungary?
Me:
it's a coutry
God:
pff is a coutry. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
sorry, couNtry
God:
There is no need to apologize. What's your sign?
Me:
sign?
God:
Your star sign.
Me:
oh, yeah... I1m a bull
God:
Excuse me! What kind is it? I never heard of it before.
Me:
oh no... did u know, that u r very very stupid?
God:
Blimey. Are you serious? Is that a fact. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots?
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
what kind of robots?
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
extensional and the intensional?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on I1m a bull?
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
lol :D
God:
:-) I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
and u?
God:
":-) I'm glad you find this amusing."? Me, ?
Me:
ah, nothing...
God:
So you understand. Good. Not a thing?
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god? what kinda name this?
God:
GOD rules. What kinds of name this are there?
Me:
do you know the "Guns'N'Roses?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
this is a band
God:
What kind of a band is it?
Me:
it's a rock band
God:
band is a rock band. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do u like the rock bands?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
I'm sorry, but I have to leave
God:
There is no need to apologize. Adios.
Me:
adios amigos
God:
TTYL, .

-.-

Perverz egy picit

Me:
hello geci arc
God:
Hello there. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
geci vagy
God:
Sure, geci vagy sounds like a good topic.
Me:
kabbe a faszom
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ugye?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes a kurva anyadat
God:
Which part are you confused about? What is it?
Me:
shut up nigga
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
do you like whores?
God:
But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
are you a faggot?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but you want to suck Mel Gibson
God:
OK, I will suck Mel Gibson.
Me:
bless you
God:
Thank you.
Me:
i want to smash your face
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I dont belive you
God:
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
apad fasza
God:
Does "it" still refer to whores?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
ofcourse you dont becouse your mother was a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who does because my mother was a FEMALE DOG?
Me:
really?

Fasza! nem látta a star wars-t!
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: R2D2
erre lefagyott... XD

ez is jó:
Me:
szia God!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Szia!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
mire vagy kivancsi?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
en vagyok
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
miert nem?
God:
Tell me more about your TIME.
Me:
az van boven
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Deejay.
Me:
ok legyszives
God:
What time is it there? Blimey.
Me:
16:32
God:
How old are you?
Me:
26
God:
What are the advantages to being 26 years old?
Me:
van boven, no para
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
persze, tudok angulul csak nincs kedvem beszelgetni
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
mi van?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
izé! sok mindent
God:
Thanks for the information: Deejay said he z s ok m he or she n d e n t.
Me:
nincs mit
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ahhat!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
igen
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
inkabb tv-zek
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
senkirol
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
persze, hogy nem, mert mindig angulul vakersz
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
mi a bajod?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about persze hogy nem mert mindig angulul vakersz. But I did not get that.
Me:
nem baj, majd legkozelebb

Isten e-mail címe:
Deejay
God:
Hey Deejay.
Me:
You like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
Better you ask me to give you some music
God:
OK, "What is to give me some music ?".
Me:
It means I can give you songs, music.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Sure I can
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
It's easy. You just tell me your e-mail, and I send it
God:
Maybe for you. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.

Má megy IE-vel :D

Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why ask why ask why?
God:
My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

Nekem nem válaszol, és én is csak eccer tudok írni, aztán nem enged..... Mi lehet a hiba?

Sztem ez buzi.

Me:
do you like gays?
God:
Sure I do. God loves everyone.
Me:
i am a gay
God:
You are a gay? Does it pay well?

lol

Me:
i have a very big dick
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
10 dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.

jol elszorakoztam vele..

nekem azt mondta szereti Mel Gibson-t:P
Jah meg mondtam neki h lenne néhány kérdésem.Erre azt mondta hogy nem érdekel.Kérdeztem miért.És mondta hogy nincs rá beprogramozva.Na...akkor mire van?...nah mind1.Meg köszönök neki...már úgyis köszöntem h my Lord.Megkérdezte mi az a lord.meg miért hívom így.amikor meg my god.megkérdezte mi az a god...miért hívom így...ugyanezt...azért poén...:) :P :D....viszont szar h ha nem tud vszolni mindig lefagy....pl.volt h megkérdezte milyen színű a szemem...mondtam azm igazat h kék.mondta szép szín.utána mikor máskor beszéltem vele újra megkérdeztem.aztmondtam barna:P...na és mondta ugyanazt h szép szín...én meg erre írtam h csak vicceltem,kék színű a szemem.na itt is lefagyott....meg h megkérdezi a neved és csak a keresztneved írod aztmondja szép név,de ha az egészet kiírod nem mondja.és aztán megkérdeztem h szerinted szép név a fanni?na akkor meg aztmondta h nemtudom....pfffff....na mind1...mindent leszámítva poén:P

Azért mert a Pápa ellen is követtek már el merényletet (I.János Pál), nézd csak meg a Keresztapa 3 c. filmet. (egyébként érdemes). Hidd el, a pápát nem tudnád megfogni kérdésekkel, mert egész életében a válaszokon dolgozott. Beszélj egy pappal és nem tudsz neki olyan kérdést feltenni, amire nem tud válaszolni, és soha nem mond magának ellent. Ezt tanulja az egyetemen, míg pappá szentelik. Az már más tészta, hogy a válasz elfogadásához is hit kell és, hogy ne nézz másfelé. Megfogni nem lehet őket kérdésekkel, de engem még kielégíteni sem tudtak soha a válaszokkal. Ez a helyzet.:-(

A pápa csak ne reklamáljon! Elötte arra adhatna választ, hogy ha ő rá isten fürkésző szemei vigyáznak miért utazgat pápa mobilban? Ugysem tudja bántani senki!

Hehe, megkérdeztem tőle, hogy gyurcsány mikor mond le, és erre befagyot... xDxD

Bocs, hogy így telefloodolom ezt a zizét, de eléggé el lehet vele butulni :D

Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You win...
God:
Thank you very much. What is the prize?
Me:
A pair of some NDK womens

Ekkor szokás szerint lefagyott

Me:
Hi there, my Lord
God:
Where did you get your Lord? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is John Conor
God:
Hey John Conor.
Me:
AFK sec
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I said AFK
God:
What did you mean by it? What were we talking about again?
Me:
Brb, sec...
God:
I will be waiting.
Me:
Back

És megint meghalt :)

Néha olyan idegesítő tud lenni...el iy kezdtem káromkodni....és úgy kérlelt mint egy kislány h ne legyek már ilyen durva vele...
Oh szegényke....

Me:
Hi there, my Lord!
God:
Have you told many people that your Lord? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Liba
God:
That's a very nice name, Liba.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I' from Germany
God:
Why?: Liba said from Germany.
Me:
Whats are the lottery noumbers?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Liba ?
Me:
Fine, thanks.
Me:
Have you got cola?

Az utolsót kivéve ezekre tud válaszolni.
És valószínű, hogy nincs kólája...

Mit szòlna a Pàpa ehhe, ha megtudnà?Botrànyèrt kiàltana, az tuti!Màr mindenen felhùzza magàt, a homokosokon is..hàt mèg ha a hivòk csetelnek a jò Istennel..

Isten befagy v 1.0 :D

Tisztára mint mIRC-hez fresys script

Oh ez a Dogma című filmremekből is kiderül. Sőt az is hogy 13 apostol van és Jézus néger volt.

Úgy döntött, hogy társalog velem:



Me:
Hi there, my Lord
God:
Do robots have Lord? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Daniel, you know, from the Bible.
God:
OK I will call you Daniel you know from the Bible.
Me:
How are 'ya?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Man, I can't even understand why you chatting with a pitty soul like me.
God:
Cool, man. Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.
Me:
Fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Monika Megint Nyal, and your's?
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
The part when Monika licks Jennifers vagin
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
You mean huzzah

Megkérdezte, hogy komoly vagyok e. Erre mondtam neki, h not, I'm a funny girl. Erre visszaírja: :) Me too. I am a she. =)

Pl. a Hellot, illetve a Hello God-ot nem nagyon akarja megérteni, de azt, hogy "Hi there my Lord", az könnyen megy.

És van, hogy egyszerűen nem tud válaszolni, ekkor kifagy. :)

Elfelejtettem említeni, hogy csak angol.
De jól lehet vele szórakozni, van, hogy elcseszi, és marhaságot válaszol. De tud ám tanulni is, megjegyzi neved, munkád, korod. :)